Enough already!

Okay, we get it, you're cute.  Stop burrowing into my brain.

But when "it"* goes down--and we know it will-horribly, horribly down--I'd rather have your stocky friend there on my team--no excess hair for enemies to get a handhold...like a bald-headed Marine he is. 

Get off him, why don't you? 

Attention whore!

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*"it" = avian flu, swine flu,

nuclear disaster, ecological catastrophe,

melting of the polar ice caps,

teenager wildings,

gun-show patron's mental breakdown,

chemical spill,

bridge collapse,

Mothman sightings,

zombie infestation...

you know what I mean...

"It!"