Car-freedom

I am seriously pondering going car-free. 

Ever since my car had a nervous breakdown on the Powhite, I have survived by taking the bus, walking, and pawning rides off of others...and to be quite frank, doing less. I have lost a few pounds (gloat!), and more importantly, I am developing a waistline for the first time in my life--the fat around my waist is ever so gradually falling away. Luckily, I live within one mile of grocery stores, pharmacies, movie theaters, and most important of all....

Coffee.

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I covet this scooter, but I fear my mother would have an apoplectic fit....

My bicycle is rusting on the balcony of my little condo..

(Criminal alert--free bicycle on balcony of condo!! 

Good luck riding it away, it will crumble beneath your thieving butt!)